Anonymous asked, "Eh? I was talking about this watermelon"

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{ ★ } ——  ❝ ——Eh, sure you were buddy.❞ 


Anonymous asked, "So big and firm"

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{ ★ } ——  ❝ ——I am leaving, now….❞ 


Anonymous asked, "*psychotic laughter *"

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{ ★ } ——  ❝ ——Uhm, are you alright?❞ 


Anonymous asked, "LUCY! I heard a rumor that Erza is pregnant"

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{ ★ } —— What? That couldn’t be true, if it were Erza surely would have told everyone. She also would have introduce her boyfriend to the guild, so it couldn’t be true,❝ ——Really? I haven’t really heard anything about her being pregnant, and if she was pregnant she would told the guild about it. I think it is just someone trying to start drama or something.❞ 


Anonymous asked, "Don't worry Natsu'll give you the D later"

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{ ★ } ——  Natsu will what!? What the hell does this person know? Hell Lucy isn’t even sure if Natsu know what “the D” even stands for in this conversation. He would probably think it meant dragon and then he totally wouldn’t give it to her! Still it was even to turn the girl’s porcelain cheeks a deep crimson,  ❝ ——P-Pervert! Don’t say crazy and outrageous things like that!❞ 


Anonymous asked, "Don't worry I'll give you the D later"

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{ ★ } —— No, that was not cute or funny, unimpressed was what her face represented. A deep sigh escapes the blonde’s lips, she was done with this guy and his stupid pick-up line, ❝ ——- Just leave.❞ 


Anonymous asked, "Oh. I must have forgotten U R A Q T"

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{ ★ } ——  Eh, oh it was a pick-up line, still cheesy but at least it was sweeter than the other ones, but wait that was only five letters he is still missing one,  ❝ ——- You know that was only five letters right? You are still missing one.❞ Walked right into a trap Lucy.


Anonymous asked, "There are twenty letters in the alphabet right?"

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{ ★ } ——  No she was positive there were more letters in the English alphabet than twenty, in fact there were twenty-six, ❝ ——- Uhm, no there are twenty-six letters in the alphabet actually.


Anonymous asked, "((Not done just yet)) because your face is f--ked up"

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{ ★ } ——  What did this sleazy ball just say to her? She knows he didn’t just insult her beautiful face, oh no, this man, he is going to regret saying anything to the celestial mage. There is one place the mage knows men like this jackass deserve to get a Lucy Kick in! ❝ ——I really hope you weren’t planing on having children, jackass! Lucy Kick!❞ Her leg flew towards the man’s private area landing a hit in the correct spot, ❝ ——Asshole.


Anonymous asked, "When you fell from heaven"

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{ ★ } —— And there it was, the pick up line she knew she was gunna get. The girl sighs, she wondered why her beauty and sex appeal couldn’t attract a guy who wasn’t a sleaze ball? ❝ ——- Huh..saw that line coming from a mile away..❞ 


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